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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do men always bring up “the draft” (the last military draft was in 1972) when abortion rights are being discussed? - are they advocating that women ought to owe our bodies to the government? Should anyone owe their body to the state?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Boston University releases statement on Alex Cooper’s allegations - NewsNation

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Discovery of 100-million-year-old dinosaur eggs reveals life in Jurassic America - Earth.com

No, not a chance

Still no good

share office space ...

Wall Street sets Palantir stock price for next 12 months - Finbold

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Woman attacked by rabid cat in Lynchburg, health officials say - WSET

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

39-year-old quit nursing to become a mechanic—her business brings in $440,000 a year: ‘It was the fastest way to make money' - MSN

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Fastest Payout Online Casino: Lucky Creek Best of Instant Withdrawal Casinos - ACCESS Newswire

Thumbs down again.

No go.

No way

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Brady House joining the Nationals, James Tibbs III traded to Boston - NBC Sports

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors